AARP!

Yikes!  They found me.

My AARP card showed up in the mail (unsolicited!) the other day. Or, rather, a fake one did. A tenative one. A marketing teaser.

Yeah, like *this* is going to whet my appetite, pique my interest. Hahahahaha.

You take all your discounts and your great services and you can just...

Dry up, already. Why don't you go pick on somebody your own age?

(Ooops.  Oh, yeah...)

;)