Sometimes they're big....

And sometimes they're small.
Sometimes they have
No storage at all.

They're missing a fence
Or they won't take a pet.
Or they're falling apart,
With a basement that's wet.

Why's it so difficult,
Why must it be hard:
Finding pet-friendly space
With a fenced-in back yard?

And with rooms big enough
That will fit all our stuff;
With some storage space, and
One that's kept clean enough?

With rent fitting our budget
And not too far from work...
Does all this seem reasonable,
Or am I just a jerk?



(Hey. That's only a rhetorical question...) :)